GTA: San Andreas Cheat Codes

IMAGE Weapons, Health, Armor & Money IMAGE
Weapons Package #1 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Brass Knuckles, Bat, 9mm, Shotgun, Micro MP5, AK-47, Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Molotovs, Spray Can.
Weapons Package #2 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Knife, Desert Eagle, Sawed-Off, Tec-9, M4, Sniper Rifle, Flame Thrower, Grenades, Fire Estinguisher.
Weapons Package #3 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Chainsaw, Silenced 9mm, Spaz, MP5, M4, Sniper Rifle, Heat Seaking Rocket Laucher, Remote Explosives.
$250,000 & Full Health & Armor IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Infinite Health * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Makes you mostly bulletproof, and fire, punches and melee attacks don’t hurt you anymore. You can still be hurt by explosions, falling, getting run over, and drowning.
Infinite Ammo IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Infinite Oxygen (Lung Capacity) * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Swim underwater and never have to worry about drowning!
Commit Suicide IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Adrenaline Mode * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Never Get Hungry * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Hitman level in all weapons IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Automatically gives you the hitman level for all weapons.
IMAGE Police, Stats & Gangs IMAGE
Never Wanted IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Wanted level never increases. Doesn’t erase stars you already have.
6 Star Wanted Level * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Lower Wanted Level IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Decreases the wanted level by decrements of 2 each time the the code is used.
Recruit Anyone (9MM) * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Recruit normal pedestrians into your gang. If they don’t normally have a weapon, they’ll carry a 9mm.
Maximum Vehicle Stats IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Maximum Respect IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Maximum Sex Appeal IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Recruit Anyone (Rocket Launcher) * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Recruits get rocket launchers if they don’t already have weapons.
Increase Wanted Level IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Increases the wanted level by increments of 2 each time the the code is used.
Really Fat CJ IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Fat level for CJ goes to maximum.
Really Skinny CJ IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Muscle and fat levels are dropped to zero.
Really Muscled CJ IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Muscle level for CJ goes to maximum.
Gangs Control the Streets * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Streets deserted except for gunmen fighting in the streets. No cops or regular citizens. No traffic except in gang territories.
Gang Members Everywhere * IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Gangs will appear all over the state, even in areas where you wouldn’t normally expect to find them (Ballas in Las Venturas, for example). Similar to the ‘Gangs Rule the Streets’ cheat, except pedestrians are basically “replaced” by gangsters, so they drive around etc aswell.
IMAGE Spawning Objects IMAGE
Hunter IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Tanker IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Dozer * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Jetpack IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Parachute IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Katana IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Rhino/Tank IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Ranger IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Caddy IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Hotring Racer 1 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Hotring Racer 2 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Bloodring Banger IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Stretch Limo IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Romero’s Hearse IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Trashmaster IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Quad IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Hydra IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Vortex IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Monster Truck IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Stunt Plane IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
IMAGE Vehicles IMAGE
All cars have nitros IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Cars float away * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Bump into another vehicle and it will rise into the air and float away. It will float in whichever direction you hit it from, and the angle at which it floats depends on the force you hit it at.
Traffic is country vehicles * IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
All traffic is replaced with vehicles normally found in the countryside.
Traffic is country vehicles (minus hillbilly gear) IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
This is the same as the other ‘traffic is country vehicles’ cheat, although you don’t recieve the hillbilly gear.
Traffic is crap cars IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Invisible Cars IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
All vehicles invisible except motorbikes (only the wheels are invisible).
Improved Handling
(Hit R3 to jump)
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Faster Cars IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Aggressive Traffic IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Reduced Traffic * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
No peds and only an occasional car on the street. Parked cars still spawn. Great for cruising. Still enough cars that you’re not totally stranded if you wreck your ride.
Drive on Water IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Destroy all vehicles IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Taxis have nitrous * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Cannot be turned off. When code is typed in a second time, the “cheat activated” text is again displayed.
Fast/Rare cars appear regularly * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Black Traffic IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Pink Traffic IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Traffic Lights Green IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Cars Fly * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE<!– OR
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But not like they did in Vice City. The controls are more accurate, and the whole process is just like flying a normal plane.
Boats Fly IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Vehicle of Death IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Any vehicle the player is using becomes invincible and gains the ability to instantly destroy anything it touches.
Massive Bunny Hops IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
CJ has the ability to bunny hop on the BMX over massive distances.
IMAGE Gameplay IMAGE
Chaos Mode IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Pedestrians riot, just like they do in the final mission strand. Houses are on fire, people run down the streets carrying TV’s and so on..
Elvis is alive IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
All pedestrians are Elvis.
Peds Attack (Guns) IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Ninja Theme * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Peds are all Asian dudes with katanas. Traffic is black PCJ-600’s, and BF-400’s, and FCR-900’s. Even cop cars are all black. Get katana.
Funhouse Theme * IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
CJ’s appearance changes – a clown nose appears, red hair etc. Pedestrians are replaced with cluckin’ bell/well stacked pizza/burger shot workers, and so on. Ice cream vans are seen regularly, and more..
Slut Magnet * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Attract sluts with sex toys & get gimp suit.
Full Weapon Aiming Whilst Driving * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Aim and shoot at passing pedestrians/vehicles, just like your homies would during drive-by shootings.
Peds Come After You IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Pedestrians Riot IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Pedestrians Carry Weapons IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Move Fast IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Jump High IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
CJ can now jump 10 times as high as before. Falling down will deduct from health.
Mega Punch * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Punches send people flying into the next block. One hit kills. Watch out, peds have it too!
Beach Party IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Pedestrians turn into girls wearing swimsuits. Vehicles are also beach style and CJ will be dressed in shorts and sandals.
IMAGE Weather & Time IMAGE
Orange Sky * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Just like those early preview screens they released, like the one where Carl has a giant hand. This cheat locks the clock at 21:00.
Speed Up Clock IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Slow Down Clock IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Sunny IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Really Sunny IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Cloudy IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Cloudy #2 IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Foggy IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Stormy IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Sandstorm * IMAGE IMAGEIMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Always Midnight * IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE IMAGE
Clock stopped at 00:00. Weird sudden weather changes. If you kill yourself, the time stays at 12:00.

* Cheats were not officially released by Rockstar Games. They were discovered by edisoncarter from GTA Forums by wiring the PS2 controller up to the PC’s parallel port and trying numerous combinations at high speed. Needless to say, this is not recommended for people to try at home, since it also requires special software to make this work.

FreakEasy Oct 29

The Freakeasy #1 Launch

Saturday Nov. 29th, 10 p.m. until 8 a.m.

Music

DJ Striz
Radiohiro
Brad Miner
Cringer
DJ Warp
Justin Reed
Duke Shin

Video Install

Video Janitor

Performance

Chicago Fire Tribe
Marta – Hoop Dance
AcroYoga Chicago – with Tatiana Sanchez and Jonny Nobleza
Mark Lerro

Art

ResonateChicago.net

Installs

LaLindaLoca
Sound Install by Illmeasures
Interior design – Yva Neal

(please stay tuned in for additional performance and artist updates)

THE FREAKEASY

Ever since the Prohibition years, Chicagoans have found ways to celebrate on their own terms regardless of government restrictions. We at the Freakeasy hope to carry on that festive tradition by providing a space for our community to come together and celebrate life on our own terms.

The Freakeasy will be showcasing cutting-edge underground international musical talent along with amazing sound. Live video installations. Underground LIVE art. Fire and Hoop performance. Belly and Tribal Dance. Hookah Lounge. All drawn from our burning community in an amazing comfortable lounge setting. The last Saturday of each month will be your chance to let your freak flag fly with us at the Freakeasy! Each month we will add new artists into the rotating line-up.

The Freakeasy will offer top shelf drink selections including premium beverages on tap. You are allowed to bring your favorite drinks and party favors as well.

We can only accommodate 200 fun people, so all tickets must be purchased here on-line for entry prior to the event! If you do not reserve a ticket in advance, we will not be able to admit you, sorry. The good thing is that the on-line cost is only 10 bucks per person!

The Fine Print

The Freakeasy is at a near west side Chicago location. Directions will be made available upon purchase of a one time freakeasy membership. For multiple tickets please provide additional names to your paypal order. Your names will be on our master list at the door.

All attendees must be able to prove that they are 21 or over upon entry. We reserve the right to refuse admittance to anyone we feel might interfere with the community vibe we are striving so hard for (please leave any negativity at home). Smoking is permitted in select areas.

Funny Random Email

I couldn’t resist posting this hilarious random spam I just got…

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Chicago Underground Events

Chicago Underground Events

November 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm (Events, Linkserver) (, , , , , ) · Edit

These guys (ILL MEASURES/LSC) throw some awesome parties here in Chicago.  My favorite one was a couple of years ago for Halloween.  The entire place was decorated in black light artwork, and there was an entire section dedicated to the Smurf Village!  There was even a Smurf walking around…

http://catsmeowchicago.com/

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Ill Measures